So last night I’m about 8 beers deep at the Woburn 99, trying to drink drink away my growing anxiety regarding the current state of the Boston Celtics, along with the exhaustion of trying to defend Jaylen Browns honor on twitter (quite frankly, I don’t know how long I can do this anymore, not after that video, but that’s for another blog). The game last night was so bad it got to the point where I decided to shift my focus away from the team that causes me to constantly want to destroy my liver, over towards the local 45 year old dumpster dwelling Woburn townies on the other side of the bar who I frequently run into and occasionally they give me cigarettes in the parking lot after last call. While I was in the middle of asking Crystal about how her opiod addicted son is doing as he enters rehab for the seventh time in the last calendar year, my eyes glanced away from her aged, yet somehow still perky breasts and was stimulated by the TV at the end of the bar. What did I see you ask? Well let me tell you, I saw Terry Rozier swapping jerseys with Dwayne Wade. After a blowout loss to the Miami fucking heat, the first thing on Terry Roziers mind is “hey Dwayne wanna swap jerseys” I don’t fucking get it. You know who never give up their jersey to their opponent, hockey player. You gotta earn that sweater, take pride in the organization that cuts your checks, don’t fraternize with the enemy. And don’t give the crap that their “respecting each other” get out of my fucking face. Seriously, what do they do with the jerseys, do they collect them? Frame them in their man cave? Like what? I don’t fucking get it. You know who I blame for this? Odell Beckham that fraud. Quite frankly I also blame millennials. You would never see Larry Bird giving away his jersey to Magic Johnson. No fuckin shot. Honestly I’ve completely lost sight of where this blog was going (I did have 4 beers at lunch and haven’t really stopped drinking) but I’ll wrap up with this final statement. Fuck the Jersey Swap, and Fuck Odell Beckham or whoever started this nonsense.